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Uhh.. I'm Jaime. I wanted a blog. Uhh...

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

OOoOoooooo it's a blog! Or backwards it would be golb. Hey that's fun isn't it? Ok, I will start writing in my golb.

It's amazing to me how uncouth some people are in this world. Correction: How uncouth MOST people are in this world. So I'm at work and it's 9:30, time for kelly to start work. So she comes in with a cotton ball stuck in her ear because of an ear infection. This bothers me. Do you really think people want to know that the person handling their baked goods has an ear stuffed with a cotton ball, which probably has ear drops in it? Are you serious, people? That would disgust me, I don't know about anyone else. And to top it all off, she's coughing and hacking up gunky stuff and she's sniffling like crazy. Gyah.

yeah....that's all.....

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

HAPPY THREE MONTHS!

Well, it's been three months that me and Dan have been going out! yAAAAY! I just thought I would say a few nice words about my boyfriend...my first boyfriend! Aww..how cute...well, he's the nicest, sweetest, funniest, most sincere and most crazy person I have ever known...hehe...and I don't mean crazy in a bad way, I swear. It's amazing how much we have in common, but yet how different we both can be at the same time. It's those differences that make for interesting conversations (as well as a few arguments) and discussions. I have to say that these past three months have been wonderful, I wake up every morning with a purpose now. I just think about him and I smile, and I've also laughed. People look at me funny when I do that, but who cares. I love his nose, I love his dimples, I love his chin, I love his jaw (strange, I know), I love his mind, and I love his heart. :)



Well...I think that's all I wanted to say today! Oops, I almost forgot...I love his arms ;)



Well, I'm off to clean more of my room.....

ta ta!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

A dot that does the polka

Hrm...I thought I would have more things to say...but apparently I don't...

So I was talking to Meagan today, a girl from work. We spent about half an hour talking about how more people should wear polka-dots. I don't know if it's normal or not to spend that amount of time talking about polka-dots...they are just dots afterall....they're pretty insignificant actually, so why should I spend large amounts of time discussing them? I have no idea.

That's also really sad if those are my only thoughts for today.

I was also wondering the other day why people trust mailboxes so much. Like I don't mean the actual mailbox, but the idea of it. It's just your personal information and bills just sitting outside. I was thinking of raiding someone's mailbox. I think it'd be kind of funny. I want to put a label on the outside of my mailbox that says "Mailbox Mail" with an arrow pointing to the opening. Kind of like "insert here". I think I would chuckle if I saw "Mailbox Mail" printed on the outside of a mailbox.
Ok. I have a bone to pick with all grocery stores. It really really bothers me that cranberry sauce is in the fruit isle. I mean, do parents go grocery shopping, decide that their kids should have fruit in their lunch bags tomorrow, and say "ok kids, how about a nice can of cranberry sauce for lunch tomorrow?!?". Come on. The ONLY time people ever eat cranberry sauce is like, for tukey dinners or whatever. So shouldn't it be in the vegetable isle where all the other stuff is? The fruit isle is for canned peaches, fruit cocktail, pears, stuff like that. It makes no sense to me. I know lots of people who get confused when they go to the grocery store to get peas and everything else to fix a nice turkey dinner, and then the only thing they can't find in the vegetable isle is cranberry sauce, because it's in the frickin' fruit isle. I KNOW that cranberry is a fruit, but come on.
I have one problem with Tops, in Washington Mills. I was walking around in there the other day looking for a bunch of things, and then I decided I wanted soda. So, I didn't exactly know which isle the soda was located, so I was looking up at the big signs that list what is in each isle. I think it's really handy. So, I'm looking, and I see the big sign with items listed as follows: Ginger Ale, Soda, Root Beer. What the hell? Isn't ginger ale and root beer under the category of soda?!? And if not, somebody please let me know. And second of all, even if they were to list them like that, shouldn't they put soda at the TOP of the list? And THEN list ginger ale and root beer?! Come on now, people...get in LINE.
*ta ta*


Friday, September 16, 2005

Randomness

Well...here I am....just typing non-sensical things that are running through my mind....I wonder if anybody cares...

That's a tough thing....wondering if people actually care about you...I don't think people these days are capable of caring about another human being the way one would like. I decided that. I mean really, doesn't it always turn out to be that you spent all your time, energy, and mental well-being to care about another person, to help someone in need, to be there for a friend, being loyal to that person, only to be trampled on in the end?

That is way too downer-like. WHOA those are big letters.

I've decided what the best question is. It's simple: Why? Any word or phrase can preceed it, such as 'Why me?', or I still think it's best all by itself....Why? There are so many situations that cause you to ponder, and think exactly that: Why? I wonder how many times a day I ask why....It's probably a lot...

Here's a good situation in which I had used Why?....although it was more of a WHY?!?!?!.....followed by a smiley face with one eyebrow up, looking really confused....

Ok, I was sitting in my English 101 class a few months back, going over pronouns, verbs, adjectives, and all of that happy crap....simple stuff....My instructor then started going over words that are often confused...such as the to, too, and two, there, their, and they're, you know, things of that sort. This one girl raised her hand and asked the instructor about the to, too, and two...she was confused about when to use which....so ok, I don't personally understand how these are hard to use, but, whatever...I won't judge....so the instructor continues to explain how to use them and gave her example sentences using each of those words....she THEN raises her hand again, and as confidently as all hell, says: "ok....so i know what to means, I know what too means, and I know how to use two, but, what about tooO?". Oh Christ. My eyebrows had never been so raised in my entire life.....I figured she had to be joking, a t-o-o-o?! Three O's?!? Are you kidding me?!? No, much to my dissapointment (the only dissapointment being that I was in the same classroom as well as the same COUNTRY as this girl), she was all too serious. I figured it would be funny to hear what the instructor would say to that, and I was going to enjoy her immense embarassment that she so deserved....but the instructor replied with: "Oh...I'm not exactly sure how to use the tooO, I'll have to ask.". Oh...oh....oh God....WHY?!?
So that is my story. I have lost faith in the human race because of this incident...silly human race.....

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Oh! Look How Fun!!

I just used that as one of my email things. You're typing everything I'm saying. Scooch over. hee hoo haw haw doing that scooch over. Stop. Hee hee Stop! Stop it! Dan! I'm trying not to say anything. uh huh huh huh. stop. my cheeks are all scrunchy now. You typed scrunchy. I can't stop talking! Stop! I just inhaled my hair. When I laughed, it sucked my hair in. I can't believe you're writing all that. That's too good.