Uhhh..my name is co-worker.......that is all....

YAY!

Alright. I know that nobody is perfect (except for me, of course), but by working with these co-workers of mine, I realize how pretty freaking awesome I am actually. I was sitting in the office counting money and doing that sort of thing, and I was listening to two of my co-workers talking out in the finishing area. One of them said "yeah, I'd better not walk into that grocery store with a credit card, I'll buy everything!", so then the other retarded one replies with "yeah...there is a big difference between wants and needs..." so I was chuckling to myself because here's this stupid moron giving advice on wants and needs....so I continue to listen wondering what she's going to say next...much to my amusement she says "Like, take me for example. I don't need food, but I want it..."

Ahem.

heh. Yeah. I think you got that one backwards, there, sweet cheeks... nice try though. E for effort. Apparently she doesn't think food is a necessity to live...

I gotta tell you, though...As much as I have problems with most of the girls that work for us, they do give me great ammunition....I love telling stories to my mom and dad after I get home, and we all laugh....it's great, family bonding time!

This other one knocks on the door to the office, asking if she could talk to me. So I say "sure, come on in"...this was her first week working for us...our work week goes from Sunday to Saturday. She asks me if she'll be getting her paycheck tomorrow (friday). I said no, the work week goes from Sunday to Saturday, so next friday is when you'll get your paycheck for you working this week, since it's your first week here. So she says "ok, so, I'll get my paycheck tomorrow?". um..... so I say "no, next friday you'll be paid for the hours you worked this week." So she says "ok...so, I'll just stop by tomorrow and get my paycheck, or do you mail them out?". hum....so I say "no, you won't be getting a paycheck tomorrow, you'll get paid for this week's work next friday"...Jesus. You can't work Friday, and then expect us to call in the hours at 5:00 p.m. and have the paychecks ready and pick them up and bring them back to the bakery before the end of the day Friday...So she just looks at me with the saddest blank look I've ever seen, and says "ok....right, so I'll stop by tomorrow...". So I held my breath for a second, wondering how else to put it, and I said "........................yeah, ok." What I should have done was write a big check mark on a piece of paper and put it in an envelope with her name on it, and said "THERE! There's your damn check!!!!!!!"

Seriouly. I would have expected this from one of the younger girls who are new to this, but this lady owned her own pizza place for 15 years....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...I think I'm done venting....

Uhh... my name is Carol and I went to Purdue..Uhh...

This world humors me. Every day, in fact.

So I was at work and I noticed an application sitting on the desk in the office. So I decided to take a look at it to see if maybe I knew this person....

So here I was, reading down the paper....

Her name is Carol....
Social security number is........
She wants to apply for the counter position....
She's currently retired....
She went to Lakeville Elementary, in Lakeville Indiana
She went to high school in Lakeville, Indiana from 58-62....
Her subjects of special study/research work or special training/skills were: "Worked fo Cooperative Extention". (Then I laughed because she wrote "fo". It scared me. A lot.)
Salary Desired: $12/hr.
Former employe--------wait a minute! Did she say $12/hr?!? Are you serious? @#$%^&!!!!!!!

Alright. Just because you went to freaking Purdue University, you think you can ask for $12/hr to work at a BAKERY?!? What the hell?!? So then I calmed down and thought...well maaaaybe she went to Purdue for like...baking, cooking, something of that sort that would make her a necessity at our bake shop...so I look....and under Subjects Studied it said: B.S. Home Economics Teaching.

Alright. So.....you're worth $12/hr at a bakery because you can teach home economics? What the fuck. I'm sorry, but, this is yet another fine example of why I'm rapidly losing faith in the entire human race.

Go back to Purdue and get a Bull Shit degree in the field of Dim-Wittedness. Seriously. I dare you.

Happy Three Months!

Happy Three Months to me and Dan! Yaaaaaaaaay! He's so great...He makes me laugh...He makes my cheeks hurt!

Teehee....

Well, I can't wait to go over to Dan's house and eat the rest of my turkey sub...aww....

You know what...I have no thoughts in my head...I worked too much. I went in at 4 a.m. and I'm still not done. I have to go back....it's 4:14 p.m. right now...BLAH! But no need to be worried, I'll be done by 5:45! teHE!

Anyway..I have to go back to work...
ta ta....

I'm so awesome.

What the hell.

Why does it take longer in an express lane at a grocery store than in a regular lane?!? Are you kidding me?! I don't get it. Maybe it's just because I'm always in a hurry these days...I don't know....But really, these farmers are pissing me off lately, too. These stupid tractors just pull out in front of you and go between 3-6 MPH all the way down a frickin' road where you can't see what's coming so you can't even pass them! Why?!?

Whatever.

So, raise your hand if you think I should buy a 2004 BMW 330xi...I think I should. I hear they're especially good in the winter....AWD. YEAH baby. I feel like showing off the fact that I have some money now. I'm tired of being all modest. Pffft. How swanky would I BE?!? Awesome, Jaime. You're so awesome....


OH wait! I just found a Buick Riviera in New Jersey on E Bay that I think I'll purchase...Oh crap it's a hot car. It's silver with a dark grey top...Oh BABY that's even better than a BMW in my opinion...

Alrighty then. I have to go wax my eyebrows now...Pray for me!!

ta ta!

I don't get it.

The world sucks.

Everybody sucks.

Alright. Why in the hell would you talk about someone behind their backs if you are fond of them? Just purely peer pressure? Everyone else is talking about someone, so you might as well too? Even if that person is good to you and has done things for you, you talk about them just because someone else is? Just to fit in or something? I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous, as well as highly immature. I KNOW I work for my parents so the majority of people would say I can't judge. But why should that be any different? If I am fond of someone, I won't talk about them. It's as simple as that. If I had a good boss, why would I talk about them just because someone else doesn't like them? I think it's a moral thing here...I have morals. I've been taught right from wrong. You don't backstab people just because everyone else is doing it.

Whatever.

Although I'm rapidly losing faith in the human race, I came across a very nice gentleman today. I had to deliver a half sheet cake to the New Hartford store today. So I got in my car, I'm all disgusting looking with my apron full of icing, there's yellow and pink food coloring all over my arms, and my hair is up in a stupid bun, and there was icing on my face. I get to New Hartford and I'm bringing this heavy cake all the way up the big long hallway to get to the store. I noticed this young man (young meaning 23, 24) walking towards me, he looked like a chef, and I'm pretty sure he was a chef at New York's Pumpernickel Deli, right down the hall from us. I believe he is Angelo's son...anyway, he was walking towards me and gave me a smile, so I returned with one, and then I was almost at the door I needed to go into, but figured I'd have no way to open it while I was carrying this big cake with me...so anyway, he walks past me, and then he's behind me, and then he turns around, walks up the hall in front of me just to open up the door for me....I said "Thank you so much!" and he returned with "No problem at all!" and gave me a smile again. More people should be like that. I never thought men opened doors for disgusting looking girls these days....it was common courtesey, something people are severely lacking these days. That made my day. It really did.

Well...I'm going to be eating pizza soon, so I have to go.

I'll write more laters...

ta ta....

Tribute to Dad

Well my daddy's bakery has been open for a grand total of 6 days now....the business we are doing is absolutely phenominal...I couldn't believe how much business we had on the first day without having to even advertise. It's amazing. The location is excellent....plus, if you have a good product, people will buy it. That's logic! I'm so proud of my dad....it's amazing to me the things he does every single day. The things he has to put up with and the sacrifices he has to make in order to make this business run correctly. His hours are insane but yet every single day he does exactly the same thing with a smile on his face and a positive attitude. He has more energy than I will ever have in my lifetime and he knows everything will always work out. It has to. And for some odd reason, he's always right. Even when people look at him strangely, he always turns out to be right. It amazes me. It's like he's lived his life before so he knows all the answers already. It makes me sad though...I don't get to see him as often as I'd like. I came home from Dan's house yesterday at about 8 p.m. and my dad was already up, brushing his teeth getting ready to go in to work....He just got home about 45 minutes ago...that's a long day...a long day of baking and transporting all of it to the other store. Sometimes I feel selfish for being crabby when I have to get up at 4....I know I don't have a bad deal here...I get home at around 12 most days, except for my 13 hour days towards the end of the week.

Anyway...I have to get going now....

Ta ta...

Grand Opening

Well tomorrow is our grand opening of our second store. While I'm so excited and immensley proud of my father for doing all of this work on his own, I am nervous. I know we'll make money, no doubt, I guess it's a good nervous then. It just sank in as to how much more work I'm going to have to do and how much less time I'm going to have on just me time, or on me and my family time, or on me and Dan time. This makes me sad...I hardly see my dad as it is, I hardly spend enough time with my family as it is, and now I don't think I'll have lots of time to spend with Dan, a relationship I want to keep working on and I want it to go forward. How does a relationship go forward if less time is spent with eachother? Well I guess this will all be a true testament...to everything....I know things will work out, they always do. I tend to overreact. Time apart only makes the heart grow fonder :) I believe in that 100% actually, so what am I worrying about?! Silly Jaime. But hey, I'll be making tons of money now, which means I can buy a new car!! yaaaaay!


I'm still sick, but I have to work at 4 a.m. tomorrow morning to prepare for the big day. Well actually I'll be working at 4 a.m. every day now, and probably earlier on the weekends....So that means I have to go to bed at like....8....eek....


Well, I have to go take a nap, I haven't been able to sleep. I woke up at 2 a.m. this morning and couldn't go back to sleep. So now it's 3:39 and I'll take a nap while all of my stuff is printing.


Goodnight everyone...

Sick of being sick...

Well I'm sick. I'm so tired of being sick. It's only been about 3 days though. I guess I can stand to be sick just a little while longer. You know what I do when I'm sick? I curl up on the couch, eats lots of food, and watch Frasier for about 13 hours straight. That is when I start feeling better.

My nose makes a whistling noise whenever I breathe. That's semi-amusing to me right now. I'm sitting here typing, whistling from my nose, and laughing every time I do it. Hehehe....

I had to download yahoo messenger again....that bothers me. And now I don't have Word anymore, I hope to GOD I saved all my data that I needed....but now what do I do?!? Word is gone! And so is Photoshop. I need that freaking program....Gyah. I don't know what to do. But at least my computer is like brand new now. That's what the agent guy from Geek Squad told me, he wiped everything out of my computer so it's back to being brand new. He said it's a fine computer and is mad-fast! Whee! I even went out and bought a router, he was impressed! I had no idea what a router was, though...I just looked all cute and innocent when I went into Best Buy, the guy asked if he could help me, and I said "um...I need a....router?? I dunno....". Heheheh...acting cute and innocent is fun. Well I suppose that's what I would have done regardless, because I also don't want to go around acting like I know what I'm talking about and then having them laugh at me when I say something wrong. So yeah....

Where is Word....where is Photoshop...I'm so sad.... :(

Guess WHAT?!? The Geek Squad guy gave me a T-shirt that says Geek Squad! OH MY GOD! I was so excited. I want to be on the Geek Squad team, though. They get to drive around in those cool cars, and they even wear BADGES! How freaking awesome is that...Then he brought in pictures of his baby girl! She's the most adorable little girl I've ever seen. Lucky kid, I tell ya. Nice family. He said he's going to visit us in the NH Shopping Center on Thursday to come see us! Aww..we made a friend!

My head is pounding so I think it's time to eat ice cream....

Alrighty then...I'm out. Fo shizzle. Word to yo mamma. I wonder if an...african american person would be offended if I went up to them and said "word to YO mamma". Hrm. I guess I'll ponder that the rest of the day...

No cup holder? nnNNNOOOOOOO!

Look! It's a blog! I'm not sure if I have anything to say right now...it's 8:15 in the morning and I just got home from work. The Geek Squad is coming to my house to fix my virus!!! yaaaaaay! It scares me that my computer has a virus....porn keeps popping up and asking me if I want to watch the trailer...teheeheh....

I must say I'm on a roll acting like a bitch towards mean customers. I like calling people bitches. I should do that more often. Then stupid Mrs. Abbatecola thought she could threaten me?! HELL no, you don't mess with Jaime anymore. I'm a new improved Jaime. I'm going to be a manager and put those girls in LINE, sister! Whoa...no no, I should not say sister, I'm not that cool yet.....

Hrm...You know, fine time for my car's heater to stop working. Freaking 50 degrees out...are you KIDDING me?!? I drove home with 7 sweaters on! Hehehe....Then my windsheild started fogging up like a fricker and I almost had a heart attack! I think I will go buy that '05 Buick LaCrosse...how swanky would I be? It'd only be about $400/mo. I don't think that's bad at all for a nice car. Plus I can trade it in and get rid of my piece of crap purple car. I don't even have a cup holder in there anymore. Now how depressing is THAT. No cup holder. I'm telling you, my world fell apart the day that thing broke.

Anyways, I have to clean up the computer desk for the geek man, so I have to end it here, maybe I'll write more insanity later...I have to go to the bathroom first. OH no....toodles!