I'm so awesome.

What the hell.

Why does it take longer in an express lane at a grocery store than in a regular lane?!? Are you kidding me?! I don't get it. Maybe it's just because I'm always in a hurry these days...I don't know....But really, these farmers are pissing me off lately, too. These stupid tractors just pull out in front of you and go between 3-6 MPH all the way down a frickin' road where you can't see what's coming so you can't even pass them! Why?!?

Whatever.

So, raise your hand if you think I should buy a 2004 BMW 330xi...I think I should. I hear they're especially good in the winter....AWD. YEAH baby. I feel like showing off the fact that I have some money now. I'm tired of being all modest. Pffft. How swanky would I BE?!? Awesome, Jaime. You're so awesome....


OH wait! I just found a Buick Riviera in New Jersey on E Bay that I think I'll purchase...Oh crap it's a hot car. It's silver with a dark grey top...Oh BABY that's even better than a BMW in my opinion...

Alrighty then. I have to go wax my eyebrows now...Pray for me!!

ta ta!