Uhh... my name is Carol and I went to Purdue..Uhh...

This world humors me. Every day, in fact.

So I was at work and I noticed an application sitting on the desk in the office. So I decided to take a look at it to see if maybe I knew this person....

So here I was, reading down the paper....

Her name is Carol....
Social security number is........
She wants to apply for the counter position....
She's currently retired....
She went to Lakeville Elementary, in Lakeville Indiana
She went to high school in Lakeville, Indiana from 58-62....
Her subjects of special study/research work or special training/skills were: "Worked fo Cooperative Extention". (Then I laughed because she wrote "fo". It scared me. A lot.)
Salary Desired: $12/hr.
Former employe--------wait a minute! Did she say $12/hr?!? Are you serious? @#$%^&!!!!!!!

Alright. Just because you went to freaking Purdue University, you think you can ask for $12/hr to work at a BAKERY?!? What the hell?!? So then I calmed down and thought...well maaaaybe she went to Purdue for like...baking, cooking, something of that sort that would make her a necessity at our bake shop...so I look....and under Subjects Studied it said: B.S. Home Economics Teaching.

Alright. So.....you're worth $12/hr at a bakery because you can teach home economics? What the fuck. I'm sorry, but, this is yet another fine example of why I'm rapidly losing faith in the entire human race.

Go back to Purdue and get a Bull Shit degree in the field of Dim-Wittedness. Seriously. I dare you.