Uhhh..my name is co-worker.......that is all....

YAY!

Alright. I know that nobody is perfect (except for me, of course), but by working with these co-workers of mine, I realize how pretty freaking awesome I am actually. I was sitting in the office counting money and doing that sort of thing, and I was listening to two of my co-workers talking out in the finishing area. One of them said "yeah, I'd better not walk into that grocery store with a credit card, I'll buy everything!", so then the other retarded one replies with "yeah...there is a big difference between wants and needs..." so I was chuckling to myself because here's this stupid moron giving advice on wants and needs....so I continue to listen wondering what she's going to say next...much to my amusement she says "Like, take me for example. I don't need food, but I want it..."

Ahem.

heh. Yeah. I think you got that one backwards, there, sweet cheeks... nice try though. E for effort. Apparently she doesn't think food is a necessity to live...

I gotta tell you, though...As much as I have problems with most of the girls that work for us, they do give me great ammunition....I love telling stories to my mom and dad after I get home, and we all laugh....it's great, family bonding time!

This other one knocks on the door to the office, asking if she could talk to me. So I say "sure, come on in"...this was her first week working for us...our work week goes from Sunday to Saturday. She asks me if she'll be getting her paycheck tomorrow (friday). I said no, the work week goes from Sunday to Saturday, so next friday is when you'll get your paycheck for you working this week, since it's your first week here. So she says "ok, so, I'll get my paycheck tomorrow?". um..... so I say "no, next friday you'll be paid for the hours you worked this week." So she says "ok...so, I'll just stop by tomorrow and get my paycheck, or do you mail them out?". hum....so I say "no, you won't be getting a paycheck tomorrow, you'll get paid for this week's work next friday"...Jesus. You can't work Friday, and then expect us to call in the hours at 5:00 p.m. and have the paychecks ready and pick them up and bring them back to the bakery before the end of the day Friday...So she just looks at me with the saddest blank look I've ever seen, and says "ok....right, so I'll stop by tomorrow...". So I held my breath for a second, wondering how else to put it, and I said "........................yeah, ok." What I should have done was write a big check mark on a piece of paper and put it in an envelope with her name on it, and said "THERE! There's your damn check!!!!!!!"

Seriouly. I would have expected this from one of the younger girls who are new to this, but this lady owned her own pizza place for 15 years....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...I think I'm done venting....