See what lip gloss can do?

Yup. Should I be a model from the neck up?

You know what is really tasty? A hotdog with mustard and onions on it. I know, you wouldn't think so but please trust me on this. Do it!

You know what really pisses me off? Eharmony.com. I spent 45 minutes filling out this freaking detailed profile about me and then after I finished, they decided that I had no matches. Nobody meets my criteria. WHAT?! Am I really that particular? I think what this REALLY says about SOCIETY is that there are no decent men out there. If there WERE decent men out there I would have had at least one match. I just wanted a good heart. Nope. No matches. Pffft.