American Idol Rant

Ahhh!!!!

Well Ello Ello!

I think it's been a few years (? is that really right?) since I've written in this silly thing.

Know why I always wrote in it? I just came up with this recently: because I was bored to tears.

Now, I'm not bored! So I'll write since Michael is at the store buying chicken and I don't want to watch anymore Friends episodes...

I've recently been saddened by the world. What else is new, you ask... I know I know, I always have something weird to bitch about but this one actually has substance to it. But it's also one of those things everybody tells me I'm too sensitive about. Well you're either going to read this or just go away. So here I go!

Okay. I have a problem with American Idol. Yes, I know, I watch it. And yes, I know, I always say I'm not watching it anymore, and then I watch it... I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Teehee)

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't younger kids watch this show? I know the age range varies, but a lot of young girls do, right? So American Idol decided to be bitchheads (yes, a word in my vernacular now) and have on Lady GaGa. Okay, a sad excuse for a woman, talentless hack, and let's face it... slut. So, okay kids!! Watch American Idol and GUESS WHO IS ON!! Lady GaGa! Oh, my favorite part is when she says "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!". Yay kids!! Learn! Grow! Be inspired by this woman!

Okay. So I had a bitch-fest in my head when I saw this. Nobody else wanted to hear it so I keep it locked in my brain. I forgot where I put the key, for goodness sakes. But that is another post for another day.

SO, if that wasn't bad enough, they had Kesha on last week. Okay, now I don't know who wins the Slut of the Year Award here, Lady GaGoKillYourself Bitch, or Ke$ha (oh how witty to have that dollar sign in your name sweetie!!!), but come ON. Is this seriously what you want young children to be watching?

Okay, and it's not like she sang a regular, not offensive song. No, she picks the song (with like, totally the be$test lyrics eva!!!). Tell me if this isn't genius...

Dont be a little bitch with your chit chat just show me where your dicks at.

Oh wow. That's so sweet. And I get criticized for listening to songs like Firefly. Seriously. Let me go kill myself now.

Okay. I think I have to stop now.

Toodles with Noodles for now...

Jaime Lee