WELL HELLO!
Today is a wonderful day don't you think? I certainly do.
I thought I'd ask a question. Are Tarantulas common in these parts of Central New York? If not, then I've hallucinated twice now. Sounds fun doesn't it? I've woken up on two occasions to see a Tarantula climbing on my bed post and the ceiling! Should I call the doctor? Hehe. PREHAPS! (something funny from Strong Bag)
I have to dye my hair an almost black color. I'm taking opinions from people, so feel free to email me! Why, you ask? Because I have to win at everything and someone likes girls with dark hair so I have to oblige.
You know what really pisses me off? (You knew I'd have to ask at some point, didn't you?)
That video of those skanky eight year old girls dancing to Bay Onces video of Single Ladies. No Jaime, can't call the eight year olds skanky, I'm sorry. But seriously! What the hell kind of fucked-up parenting is THIS? Oh! I'm living vicariously through my friggin EIGHT year old. Bullshit. I'm sorry, but it bothers me so much. But I suppose every mother and father want their young daughters dressed in a bright pink bikini and boots gyrating their little hips and under-developed boobs for old men. Yup. I stand corrected... ????????
Don't get me started. I swear to Christ I'll take this matter up to the high courts.
That picture almost bothers me as much as this one did back in the day....
Remember that rant? Yup. I could go on for days.
I'll take this time to give a shout-out to my lovely boyfriend. I miss him and so happy about his job situation. So proud! I love being proud of him, it makes my day. Never thought in a million years I'd find the perfect guy for me. I love it! He argues with me just like I want! Yay. For the cute things he does, I am certainly smitten.... "Apples and Bonomos". My all-time favorite now. I love you, Michael.
Look at that face. I love it.
Well I suppose I should go and watch some Judge Judy and think about how badly I want gastric bypass surgery... but that is for another post...
Toodles with Noodles...
Jaime Lee
