Pink Perry rant. Watch out!

Uhh... my name is Jaaaaime... that is all...

Uhhhhh....

Okay. What's new with me?! Absolutely nothing. And I kind of like it that way. I want a house! I am saving my money... I want a house that I saw. hehe. It's big and pretty and has a yard that I can have cook-outs on and a yard that maybe my future children can play in! And I'll put a swingset in too!

How fun is THAT? Wicked fun I think.

I decided I am getting my hair cut. I will have bangs once again. I am slightly nervous. But you know what? I decided that I must get them since the only reason I didn't have bangs is because someone said he didn't like bangs... so I decided it's high freaking time I do something that I WANT TO DO DAMNIT!!! jeepers.

Woah. I scared myself a little there...

There have been huge planes going over my house lately. Why?

Maybe the government is on to me... muwahahahah.... they are video-taping my activity!

So. Want to know what pisses me off?

Of course you do! Katy Perry. Ugly mo-fo needs to put a bag over her head and just stop singing. Seriously. I can't take it anymore. Uhhhh do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Go fuck yourself.

WOAH. Stop it Jaime... be nice! I'm sorry, she just irritates the hell out of me with each ri-EFFING-diculous song she puts out. Know who pisses me off almost more? Orange. Hehe, I mean Pink. WTF? See, and I normally do not use these types of expressions, but since we are talking about a color here it's perfectly acceptable...

Uhhhhh I'm Piiiink.... I'm ugly but everybody likes me... uhhhh....

And really, Perry's freaking "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It" song is lacking so much thought that it makes me want to gnaw my thumb off....

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it? So, in other words, this could say "I hope my boyfriend do not mind it?

Really? Genius. I can't imagine what type of girl would want to kiss this ugly excuse for a woman. Really.

And I must say, that if she were a nice person with nice lyrics I would not comment on how freaking disgusting she looks. But hey, I'm Jaime and I do things like that.

I have opinions. So sue me. Go ahead. I DARE you...

Okay, more later!!!