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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Facebook Photos. Grrr....



Hi everyone.

Want to know what really bugs me?

I'll pause for a second because I know 80% of the people reading this are saying "no" in their heads. :)

These STUPID FUCKING FACEBOOK PICTURES. Oh! I am going to go into the bathroom and pose in the mirror... and then...take a picture of myself... in the mirror!

OH! I'm super sexy!

No. You're not sexy. You're fucking ugly. Just because you did that.

Now, I'm all for posing for pictures, especially when you are like me whose only asset is the face region. For the time being. But hey, why not think a little harder and come up with something good? Pretend you are doing pictures for Style magazine or something.

Then I will have some respect.

If you want to know whose pictures I'm talking about, ask and I'll give you the name of this person. I have no idea if that's a bad or good idea, but, I need a visual to explain exactly what I'm talking about.

Okay, try me for example:


Okay. That could be on a magazine cover, right? Right.


My psychic abilities have been extremely heightened the past few weeks too. This morning, I had a dream that my first cake was for 8:00 am and that I was late. So, I wake up to my cell phone buzzing away. It's the bakery. She tells me the first cake is for 8:00. It's 7:45. Hm.

I don't know what to think of that. But hey, I got the cake done! Imagine that?

And a week before the idiot ex (MICHAEL) wrote to me, I just knew I was going to hear from him soon. I even told my mom. Hm. I don't know what to think of that.

I have a feeling I should play the lottery... :)

Okay everyone... I have to go find something to eat now, and will write more tomorrow...

Love,

Jaime Lee




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