Mavid and Pike.

This will be a personal blog... so anyone who doesn't know me, I apologize for the fact that you will not know or remotely understand what I am talking about...

Just when I think there could not exist a bigger asshole than, let's call him, 'Pike', along comes, let's call him... Mavid.

Now Mavid has completely changed my perspective on life. Mavid has also changed how I view people. Something Pike never did. Pike upset me, sure, but Mavid has changed my whole definition of 'asshole'.

In talks with Mavid while we were together, we had many discussions on my relationship with Pike. Mavid views Pike as a no-good asshole and a lot worse things.

I agreed at the time, as the breakup was still fresh in my mind.

Now that eight months have passed since the days of Jaime and Pike, I have completely reversed this opinion. Can you imagine such a thing?

Let me use a mathematical thingy here...

Mavid < Pike

Hehe. Less than.

And for me, this is a very harsh statement. Even if Pike had cheated on me, and EVEN if Pike had been cheating on me since the beginning, Pike would still still not surpass the amount of asshole-ness that Mavid has exuded. Let me take this even further... even if Pike had cheated on me and murdered someone, he still would not reach Mavid Asshole-ness.

Pike Asshole-ness < Mavid Asshole-ness

Mavid Asshole-ness to the third power.

Woah. Strong statements by Jaime, huh?

If you'd like the facts laid out so anyone could give a fair and balanced (yay Fox!) opinion, here they are:

Jaime and Mavid start dating February 2011.

April 2011 Mavid breaks up with Jaime.

End April 2011 Mavid writes to Jaime saying he loves her and asks if there is a chance for something more...

May 2011 Mavid ignores Jaime and starts talking to an ex-girlfriend

Middle May 2011 Mavid comes back again

Middle May 2011 Mavid says he has to choose between Jaime and ex-girlfriend

End May 2011 Mavid says he loves Jaime and decided he wants to be with Jaime

June 2011 Jaime and Mavid 'dating' again for 1 day...

Same day.... Mavid writes Jaime a card saying how much he loves Jaime

Next day.... Mavid tells Jaime not to expect anything and that they aren't together again

Beginning July 2011 Mavid writes to Jaime again and asks if they can be friends again

Middle July 2011 Mavid makes plans with Jaime to go out to dinner and hang out

End of July 2011 Mavid stops talking to Jaime and has friend pretend to be Mavid and tells her to stop talking to him. THEN proceeds to pretend to be a state trooper and tells Jaime he is getting a restraining order.

Jaime figures out, due to awful grammar and punctuation, that she is not talking to Mavid. Friend then admits to not being Mavid or a trooper.

End July 2011 Jaime demands explanation of what the FUCK is going on, Mavid responds and says not to talk to him anymore.

Now people... this only makes me look bad, because how could I put up with even the first few events on that list, right? It's like, have some self respect woman!

Now, you could compare this to Pike happenings...

Pike and Jaime start dating at some point in 2008? Or 2009? I can't remember. Wait. 2008.

Pike and Jaime date for almost 2 years.

Pike lied about another girl.

Pike and Jaime break up December 2010.

Pike writes to Jaime May 2011 says Jaime is the best thing that ever happened to him.

Now, these are pretty decent things, right? Things happen. Life happens. Unfortunate, correct?

Mavid happenings are so vindictive and evil and insanely neurotic that I feel fortunate that Mavid never killed me, chopped me up into little bits and fed me to his children.

Mavid needs help.

I can't help Mavid, nor do I want to.

Someone, please get him some help. If not for his sake, then for my safety. I am worried. As is the Policeman in Mohawk. Perhaps writing a blog about is not a good thing, but I need this to be out there. So there are no questions. And maybe if something else happens, they can look back on this and get the facts.

Okay everyone...

I have to go.

Love,

Jaime