Cosmopolitan Magazine= Puke Piles

Hi everyone!

I'm all happy today. I love that rush of meeting someone new and getting to know someone. It's so exciting. And then hearing from someone else too makes me happy. I have friends!

Know what bothers me? Cosmo. Aren't they out of sex positions by now? Let's see... the magazine started in 1886 as a family magazine, correct? Then went to raunch in the 1960's. So. That is like fifty years worth of sex positions and how to please your man. So by now, we'd better have every person having amazing sex, right? Nope.

The fact is, men don't seem to know what women like or want. Nor do they seem to care much. Then there are the extremes for women. They do way too much to please the man because, despite how they act, have very little confidence in themselves. No matter how great you look and no matter how much of a hot body you have, women are still insecure. Am I right ladies?

Yes. I am right. Even if it's just a tiny small part. Right? Right.

I've recently acquired this "fuck it all" attitude and I hope it stays around. I'm so tired of caring. I'm so tired of feeling like I have to compete. Done!

So. Back to Cosmo. Shouldn't we have less Dr. Phil episodes about intimacy issues since the All Mighty Know Everything Cosmopolitan Magazine has tackled these issues for us? Hehe.

I've only purchased one in my entire life. Due to sheer boredom. What type of women reads these? I am awaiting a smart answer.

I was at the grocery store today (what else is new), and I was looking at the magazines. I love the ones which feature two celebrities on the beach in their bikinis. One is fat. One is hot. Then there is the headline "Which celebrity is this?" pointing at the fat one. Hehe.

Are people desperate and bored enough to buy this just to find out who is fat? Does it matter? Does it change your day? Does it change your outlook on life?

Nope. Didn't think so.

Now, I don't want any angry replies about how it's 'just entertainment'. That's my point. I'm tired of 'just being entertained'. Where are the brain cells? I don't want to know which celebrity gained fifty pounds, which one dieted and lost one hundred pounds, which celebrity has the best abs, and who Ke$ha fucked and what Lil' Wayne said and which celebrity is currently expressing their distaste for the republican party. Oh. My. God.

I thought we needed a breather. This is my way of telling you all that there will be a subject change. Wookey at the cute wittle whale!!!! I named him Chester. Awwww....

Okay.

I was thinking. That I have no more thoughts at the moment. Hehe.

I stopped taking Ritalin. And I have more energy than before... that bothers me.

Okay everyone... I have to go for now. I'll give a big shout-out to the two people I know that read this. How is everyone doing? Still idiots? Yes. Yes you are. Congratulations! Chester says hi!

~Love,

Jaime Lee