Peeing too much or too little? That is the question.

DENTIST!

Hehe. I went to the dentist today... I got my crown fitted and a FILLING! EEK.

But, my crown doesn't feel good so I have to go back tomorrow! I love my dentist. He is the sweetest man I've ever known! So hard to find in the medical field, right? Right.

On the upside, I can't pee again. Wait, that's an upside?

No. That is a huge downside.

Jaime=pain

But, there are far worse things in life I suppose. So the fact that I have to drown myself in water, use Vagisil on my my pee pee to numb it to make the bad feelings go away, take Azo and drink cranberry juice until it is coming out of my ears, and take super hot showers to ALSO numb the area until it's scarred, is a minor drop in the bucket.

Really though. I just realized that people are much more capable of withstanding pain than what we might think. And as you get older, you learn that things could be worse.

So in the five years I've battled not peeing, peeing too much, peeing when I shouldn't, not walking, not seeing, not feeling, and so on, I've learned to cope and be okay with the little things.

My neuro suggested a drug that would make me pee less often. I said I'd take peeing too often than not peeing at all, trust me.

For anyone that wants to know, always choose to pee often.... please trust me.

But as I told the bitch customer yesterday, Life is not that bad. Try to smile. Things work out. I promise :)

I know people are curious about this customer I keep referring to...

Yesterday, a lady came in for her 18 cupcakes. The order was for 12:00. My dad did not like the way the chocolate ones came out, so he had enough time to re-do them, since he is a perfectionist. :) I tried calling the woman to just let her know what was going on, and that they might be five minutes later than 12.

Tried calling the lady: her cell phone rings once and disconnects.

Cupcakes come out of the oven at 11:30. Put them in freezer to start the cooling process.

11:50 Lady comes in to get her cupcakes.

Jaime goes out front to ask the lady if she could wait just a few more minutes for them to cool properly so I could ice them.

Fucking Bitch C*nt drops her pen, throws up her arms and says: "NO I cannot WAIT! ARE YOU KIDDING?!?"

Jaime replies: "I'm sorry ma'am, the baker did not like the way they came out, so he did them over for you, and they just came out of the oven, and are in the freezer cooling"

Woman Bitch C*nt: "are you KIDDING?! they JUST came out of the OVEN?! How are you going to ice them?!?! THEY WILL BE TOO HOT!" <---- screaming like a mad fucker

Jaime: ".......yes. That's why I JUST said they are in the FREEZER cooling down. Just need a few minutes. Two, three minutes."

WomanBitch of Alkatraz: "THREE MINUTES?!? ok...."

Jaime goes to get the cupcakes out of the freezer, and WOMANBITCH OF ALKATRAZ interrupts again and says :

"Are you going to deliver them to my house?!"

Jaime turns around and says: "NO I'm not going to deliver them, ma'am. Seriously, three minutes. Okay?"

Woman: "Alright!"

Jaime gets them out, ices them, all under three minutes.

Brings them out to woman pacing back and forth.

Jaime says : "Here you are ma'am, they're all set for you"

Little Miss Bitch Face: "12:10 is NOT 12:00, JUST so you know!!!!" <----yells like a bleeding bitch

Jaime hesitates. Wants to say something. OK! Jaime decides she can't let them disrespectful rude arrogant disgrace walk away with treating me like that. Or treating any other human being like that....

Jaime: ".........how do you wake up in the morning?!?"

Bitch Face turns around, astonished by what I just said.... says "exCUSE me!! You have an ATTITUDE!"

***well, duh....***

Jaime: "ma'am, my god, life is not that bad! These are cupcakes!"

Woman Bitch: "YES! Life IS that bad for me! It is!"

Now, I was expecting a profound answer here for why her life is just that bad, that she made an ordeal out of cupcakes being a mere ten minutes (if that) late. I figured she would say she has cancer, her child has cancer, she's dying, her daughter was murdered, something of that sort, that would make me feel bad about asking just why her life is that bad. I was hoping for a decent answer so maybe I could understand this woman's behavior.... much to my disgrace, she said:

"My life IS that bad! Because I have PEOPLE coming over!!!!" <----shrieking

Oh well fuck me then. You have PEOPLE coming over!!! Well alert everybody! You win the Fucked-up Poor Woman of the Year Award! Howdy partner. You have PEOPLE coming over!

So, as she continued shrieking and swearing at me, I told her to go fuck herself, and she fled.

Good riddance. Imaging a more sad pathetic thing, than having a conniption over a few cupcakes, and being held back by not even ten minutes, because someone wanted to do you a favor? Where in life do you not encounter having to wait a few minutes?

I wanted to ask this poor excuse for a woman, how she is when she has a doctor's appointment for three, and does not see the doctor until 3:30. How does she handle that? Is she so spoiled that she can't deal with these things and she lashes out like that?

And imagine people with real problems... people who have children who have an illness. Children who are dying. Imagine the strength and fortitude of these parents to deal with this, and to make sure their child has everything and is comfortable, and the sheer guts it takes to withstand every day, now knowing what is going to happen. But most face it with a grace and dignity that I so so admire.

And here's a woman shrieking over a cupcake. Lord help her.

Decided I want to do this again... start running. It was so fun, I would turn the WiiFit game on, set up the free run thingy, take my wiimote down stairs, run on the treadmill and then see what it came up with! It was almost accurate to the actual miles I ran, minus just a few.

I miss this. My goal for the rest of the year: Be able to run again without relapsing.

Wish me luck!!!

Love,

Jaime lee

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