I want a big fat greek wedding.

I just watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding. It made me cry the entire time. Why? Assuming I was feeling sorry for myself in that men keep lying to me and cheating on me and breaking my heart. But I hate feeling sorry for myself. It was just a temporary thing, I swear!

What cheered me up? A text message from Jon that said "You are awesome. Just thought you should know that!"

Best text message ever. It made everything better... the fact that a man sees the good things I am and appreciates them.. :) But I am being super careful with this one, taking things uber slow. Can't mess it up, since I'm really excited about him.

Know what is pissing me off something horrible?

This whole Paranormal Activity craze that has hit the nation. What. The FUCK.

It's not scary. It's not creative. It's not real. But oh! Let's make a movie that LOOKS like we are video taping it ourselves because we have ghost activity! Yeaaah! Maybe we'll be millionaires!

Who knew. But I swear, any idiot FuckTard who likes those movies loses my respect.

I saw the first one and could not keep my mouth shut during the whole thing. The person I was watching it with was all excited and scared. Dumb fuck.

Know what bothers me also?

Those damn cube cars. What the hell. It bothers me more than those OTHER boxy cars I used to blog about. Honda! Element!

Nope. Winner now goes to Scion cube-looking cars. Or whatever the hell it is. Here, look at this disgrace:

It looks like hearse for modern times. I can't stand it anymore. Just when you think things can't get any worse!

But... then they do...

So. Now I'm all torn. Which one is worse? Who gets the award?

What's so wrong with buying something that looks NICE? Aesthetically pleasing? You know how people try to find the best looking mate? Why can't humans do the same things with their cars? This defies all the laws!

Now. Take my car...

hehe... I chose this one because it's super cute with the girl! But really! My car looks good with an attractive women next to it!

You can't pull that off with one of those other cars...

See? I googled Scion cars, and this came up as one of the results...

See what I mean?

And he's trying so hard! But he can't do it! Because he knows he's not as good!

Nope. Not as good as a nice Chevy car, truck, or suv.

Okay.. I am done for now, will write more laters!

Love,

Jaime Lee

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