Urinary Tract Infections and Ex Boyfriends.

Okay...

I bet you think those are weird combinations, huh?

Well they are.

I just sat down and realized I have another UTI. First rule for a UTI? Stuff yourself with water. Then! Put vagisil on our hoo hoo. Then? Heating pad on abdomen.

Please believe me. Especially drowning yourself in water. The first time I ever had one, I stopped drinking because it would hurt when I peed! But! That only makes it worse!! Drink often, and pee lots. You'll be happy I told you this.

Now, I downed two orange pills and drank like twenty galloons of water. I just puked up on myself because apparently that was too much water at once...

I'm all better now.

ONTO THE NEXT SUBJECT!

Ex boyfriends. I was just realizing that I realized how much better I am than him. And how I feel sorry for him. Not David, Mike I'm referring to here.

David is just a wack job, but, Mike is messed up.

Why was I thinking this again? Great question.

Because YESTERDAY I was thinking of how I deserve a true gentleman. And so TODAY I was thinking that I haven't had that yet. And the one boyfriend that tried to convince me he was all that and a bag of chips, was actually the worst one ever.

He lied. About everything. His family. His father. His getting beaten up. His girlfriends. His ex fiance. His job. His applying to Bassett. Everything.

And I was getting sad that I was that stupid to not see it.

So. How do I resolve how I feel stupid?

Well. I sit back and think.... I'm Jaime. And I'm awesome. What the FUCK was I doing with some ugly bastard that lied to me. Right? I lowered my standards by a ton there, and I could not figure out why I would have done that.

But I think I know why now.

I met him during my relapse. So I was vulnerable. He knew this. He preyed on this. He made me think that he was the only man that would be with me in such a condition.

So, that's why I'm better than him. I can't imagine using someone that way and being that manipulative.

But I suppose the Devil is real, right? Hehe. I found him!

I dated the devil. Woot woot.

Okay. My fingers are ice cold and I can't type.

Let me find a picture to put in here, as I like pictures.

Hang on.

Yup. I like that one.

Okay. I am done now. Will write more tomorrow! And coming soon! Updates on my UTI!

Love,

Jaime Lee

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