Bad Person Award

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN1vFESbfZk

I like pickles.

A lot.

I am usually very happy when I have a pickle.

Is that weird? I think it is.

I need to figure out how I know my new friend. I swear I know him. So weird. When we talk, I swear I've been talking to him for years. He just seems to know everything already. So strange. But interestingly enough, it's insanely comforting. He's so sweet.

Jaime deserves a nice friend, does she not?

God sent him here for me! Hehe. God sent me a friend! Who is nice to me! YAAAAAY!

I've decided that I want to start drawing again, and he has such a nice shaped face, and such a handsome face, that I want to draw it. Is that weird? I'd also like to draw his hands.

I'm a hand fanatic. As you all know. Very few people have nice hands. And hands are so great to draw... and I'm awesome at it.

I just wonder if that's weird to say.

Hrmph.

I always wanted to draw David's hands too, but, he turned into a psycho-lunatic before I could accomplish that.

Hehe.

Wow. Remember David? Man. Crazy asshole. What the fuck ever happened with him? I almost totally forgot who he was. I remember a few months ago I could not, for the life of me, remember his last name.

aaaaaack!

Evil. Aww.. Looked like he actually liked me! Imagine that?

Psht. Frickin... douche ass fucker.

Woah. I'm sorry... that was mean. I'm sorry! Certain things get me all mad! And bad words come out!

Sorry... :(

So.

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AAAAHHHHHH!

Bad Douche Boyfriend #1.

Woah. I was going through my pictures, and found this one!!!! Evil!!!! Ugh. Look at that though. I looked happy! Imagine that? Little did I know that Evil Fucker was lying to me. And probably cheating on me at this point too. And being bad. And being evil.

Baaaaaad. Baaaaaaaaaaaad person. Bad Person Award. BPE.

Psht.

But hey. That's life for you, huh?

Hehe.

I smell chicken in the kitchen now, so I am hungry...

Will write more laters!!!

Love always,

Jaime Lee

Awesomeness