Pictoral Memoirs.
Yaawn.
I can't sleep. It's 8:03 am! I've been trying to sleep since 2. Fail.
My doctor got me approved for Tecfidera! I apparently have to take my first dose while being watched and monitored, incase of heart blockage... :O
Holy Scary Medicine, Batman!
Then I need to get blood work to see what my white blood cell count is. Apparently in the hospital it was super high (assuming because I was on steroids, derrrr!), but they will need to keep a close eye on it if it gets low, then I might be at risk for an opportunistic infection or the brain death disease!
I don't wanna die! But, I suppose I need to feel better. I made a graph of how I'm feeling. Wait! Can I draw graphs on here? Hold tight, lemme check-a-roni. Nope.
But! As my Copaxone bad side effects go up, my health goes down. So! Let's make a bogus mathematical equation!
Assuming that:
Bumble=health
Madness=side effects
X=Random variable that is bad
So.
2(Bumble x 4)
----------------------------- = 1 Bumble (Give or take .5)
Madness Squared (5x)
So there you have it. All figured out mathematically. So hence therefore thou art... Nom Nom feels terrible.
I am super jazzed about the prospect of having a medicine that will maybe make me feel more alive and awake and able to have some type of life! ¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠
Excuse me, random symbols just exploded out of my brain.
Insert random picture here, for more visual effect.
Niiiiice.
Insert a better random picture here, for more better visual effect.
That is Kitty Goomba!! Silly iMac and its fun photo features. Woah.
Me in 2006. Let's see. What was going on? Yes! I had just graduated college, and was dating Boyfriend #1!
2008! Let's see. After Boyfriend #1, perhaps just dating Random Boys, i.e. Steve
2008-Random Boy #2, i.e. weird Dick's Sporting Goods boy
Ah yes, 2010. Infamous Bad Boyfriend #2. AKA Hula Funness with a Side Order of Lie.
2011. Another infamous Bad Boyfriend #3. AKA Batshit Crazy Times on the OK Corrale.
I can't sleep. It's 8:03 am! I've been trying to sleep since 2. Fail.
My doctor got me approved for Tecfidera! I apparently have to take my first dose while being watched and monitored, incase of heart blockage... :O
Holy Scary Medicine, Batman!
Then I need to get blood work to see what my white blood cell count is. Apparently in the hospital it was super high (assuming because I was on steroids, derrrr!), but they will need to keep a close eye on it if it gets low, then I might be at risk for an opportunistic infection or the brain death disease!
I don't wanna die! But, I suppose I need to feel better. I made a graph of how I'm feeling. Wait! Can I draw graphs on here? Hold tight, lemme check-a-roni. Nope.
But! As my Copaxone bad side effects go up, my health goes down. So! Let's make a bogus mathematical equation!
Assuming that:
Bumble=health
Madness=side effects
X=Random variable that is bad
So.
2(Bumble x 4)
----------------------------- = 1 Bumble (Give or take .5)
Madness Squared (5x)
So there you have it. All figured out mathematically. So hence therefore thou art... Nom Nom feels terrible.
I am super jazzed about the prospect of having a medicine that will maybe make me feel more alive and awake and able to have some type of life! ¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠
Excuse me, random symbols just exploded out of my brain.
Insert random picture here, for more visual effect.
Niiiiice.
Insert a better random picture here, for more better visual effect.
That is Kitty Goomba!! Silly iMac and its fun photo features. Woah.
Me in 2006. Let's see. What was going on? Yes! I had just graduated college, and was dating Boyfriend #1!
2008! Let's see. After Boyfriend #1, perhaps just dating Random Boys, i.e. Steve
2008-Random Boy #2, i.e. weird Dick's Sporting Goods boy
Ah yes, 2010. Infamous Bad Boyfriend #2. AKA Hula Funness with a Side Order of Lie.
2011. Another infamous Bad Boyfriend #3. AKA Batshit Crazy Times on the OK Corrale.
Later in 2011. Fun Times with Singleness! Dressing up! Making eyes, flirting with Chinese Gas Station Man! Herro Prease!
2013. Short Hair, Minimal Makeup, and happiness!
Love always,
Jaime Lee
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